September 30th, 2005


The OC S3E04

Last night, I went to bed at 9:15 with a promise that my mom would call and wake me with news about my grandma. She never did call… though my phone rang a million times and I had to pick it up, because I was anxious. They didn’t take her into surgery until after midnight, but it looks like she pulled through okay. Big sigh of relief. Strangely enough, I still don't feel rested. It's just stress, I know.

Now onto the O.C. I didn’t hate the episode and I didn’t love it either. I enjoyed it. I was entertained and for an hour, I forgot about my rl. So, that can’t be bad. Even so I get to nitpick.Collapse )

I had to share...

This made me laugh. I have to go cook. I don't want to. But I took off of work today to cook, clean, get the house together and still have time for Grandma.

When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
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